How to tell if you are not The Stig

Monday, August 9, 2010 at 04:31
Are you under the impression that you are The Stig? There seems to be a lot of that going around. Here is a brief guide to things The Stig would not do. If you are a man and you do any of these, you are not The Stig:
  • Wear pink capri pants. On purpose. In public.
  • Ride a scooter. Especially a pastel coloured Italian scooter.
  • Worse, ride double on a scooter with another man.
  • Wear hair barrettes. 
  • Carry a purse. 
  • Drive a Renault Megane II in broad daylight.
If you're a woman, all of these activities are Stiggly and you may be the Stig (except the Renault of course).

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