Are you under the impression that you are The Stig? There seems to be a lot of that going around. Here is a brief guide to things The Stig would not do. If you are a man and you do any of these, you are not The Stig:- Wear pink capri pants. On purpose. In public.
- Ride a scooter. Especially a pastel coloured Italian scooter.
- Worse, ride double on a scooter with another man.
- Wear hair barrettes.
- Carry a purse.
- Drive a Renault Megane II in broad daylight.
If you're a woman, all of these activities are Stiggly and you may be the Stig (except the Renault of course).
What Would The Stig Do?
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